I'm Anne and I have emetophobia
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reallylameblog:

unclefather:

blastortoise:

okay…but what if i made a movie…about some drug…that makes us use more of our brain…….how trippy would that be….mind=blown…..

okay and listen to this… somehow when we take these drugs we get…. strength and we can fight many men at once… imagine that

Imagine a drug where I’m cool as hell and look good all the time it’s weed and I’m always high

nosdrinker:

wildest message I ever got was when I said I was hungry at like 3am one time and someone asked me “how are you hungry if you work at a grocery store”

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

image

Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

weloveshortvideos:

When I have to repeat myself

the-chandelier-swing:

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chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

vinebox:

That laugh tho

tiredpunk:

"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me

"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with



Track: Everybody

cannedviennasausage:

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

perfection

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter