okay…but what if i made a movie…about some drug…that makes us use more of our brain…….how trippy would that be….mind=blown…..
okay and listen to this… somehow when we take these drugs we get…. strength and we can fight many men at once… imagine that
Imagine a drug where I’m cool as hell and look good all the time it’s weed and I’m always high
wildest message I ever got was when I said I was hungry at like 3am one time and someone asked me “how are you hungry if you work at a grocery store”
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
When I have to repeat myself
Top 5 sex positions
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That laugh tho
"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me
"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
i found my new favorite twitter